December 2008
37 posts
there’s a trogdor/strongbad game in the wii shop channel. pinch me.
Road rules for arizona
You must drive a large truck or SUV to be socially accepted. Bonus points for a Hummer.
If you’re going 20MPH over the speed limit, you’re not going fast enough. Unless of course you are driving by one of the many speed cameras (yes, speed cameras) or cops.
If you drive a European-built car, then fuck you.
Don’t be surprised if people cut you off or give you the finger while...
OWN TISSUE FROM SCARLETT JOHANSSON & SAM JACKSON →
rofl
“GM indefinitely suspended work on the $370 million factory in Flint, Michigan,...”
– !!!!
Chrysler, Ford Idle Plants; GM Halts Engine... →
“Chrysler… will shut all 30 of its plants for at least a month starting Dec. 19 as unsold cars and trucks pile up at showrooms.”
SHIZ!
this is bad
i feel compelled to watch the city.
SHOE-ICIDE
THE COWS DID IT AGAIN
this morning i paid careful attention to the cows as i was approaching them. i saw two girls walk past and the cows did not take notice. then i walk by and they ALL TURN AND LOOK AT ME. WTF!
and also, i guess i’m graduated now. that’s weird.
Touch Dong's Body →
it’s not what you think.
watch it. it’s mariah carey meets trainwreck meets american idol. if you’re having a crappy day, it will put a smile on your face. or a frown… depending if your eardrums last the entire video.
i was walking past one of the [normally empty] pastures on my way to finals this morning when i noticed the distinct smell of poo. at first i thought it was just the sewer, then i noticed it. a HUGE black cow staring directly at me. no big deal normally, except for the fact that EVERY cow in the area was staring directly at me. it was like hitchcock’s the birds, except… with cows.
you know those signatures at the bottom of emails that usually contain title, contact info, etc? well i’m pretty sure my douchebag professor types his in manually into every email, because he just sent multiple emails with the signature in only one. he’s a mother friggin computer science professor and he doesn’t understand how email signatures work. THAT’S what i’ve...
i just realized robert pattinson was cedric diggory…
WOOOOOOOOOOOW
GM Looks to Cut Saturn and Saab; Says It Cannot... →
I think GM should:
1. Kill Hummer (for reasons that are far too obvious)
2. Get more fuel efficient engines into Cadillac (‘cause damn are they gas guzzlers)
3. Phase out Pontiac (too few models)
4. Kill Buick (Honestly who still buys Buicks?)
5. Phase out GMC (Chevy + GMC = redundant)
6. Keep Saturn (I’m not a fan of american cars, but they have been making some nice...
Watchi made you a seizure-enducing light show for christmas. hope you don’t mind.
“What’s that? A cameo in a dog food commercial. I’m in! I’ll do...”
– britney spears (impersonated by the superficial)
Ford Makes Concessions in Effort to Get Government... →
It would have been ok for the ceos to travel via commercial aircraft, but because they are now under such scrutiny, they now have to drive to the capital. And what does Mulally decide to drive? An Escape Hybrid. Not the Fusion hybrid that the company JUST announced for the beginning of next year (which even gets better fuel economy than the Camry Hybrid), but with a vehicle that has been on the...
Plug pulled on ’Rosie Live’ →
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